The Very Best Like No On Ever Was

[Missy]

Hello I am the missy
I am an admin
i am the swag master
if you defy me
i'll set fire to your table





okay i love you guys
you're welcome
sorry for spontaneously combusting tables
those are p common 'round these parts
#swag

[N (Staff)]

missy did you break your table again

[Missy]

Sept 15, 2013 21:18:15 GMT N (Staff) said:

missy did you break your table again

you bet it

[N (Staff)]

damn it missy

[Missy]

but the table was so breakable i couldn't resist

[N (Staff)]

no breaking tables god whta did i tell you about breaking tables

[Missy]

i don't know
what did you tell me about tables and breaking them
i'm sure it was
'break tables its fun'
was that not what you said
did i not get the memo
why am i always late with table related shenanigan memos

[N (Staff)]

GODDAMNIT MISSY I PUT THE MEMO ON YOUR OFFICE DOOR HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THE MEMO

[Missy]

yeah i broke that too

[N (Staff)]

HOW DID YOU BREAK THE MEM O

[Missy]

well i broke the door
and then the memo was ripped i half
magical

[N (Staff)]

GODDAMMIT MISSY
WHY IS THER EA DEAD MEMO IN OUR HOUSE

[Missy]

OH WOW
HOW DID THAT GET THERE

[N (Staff)]

EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED MISSY

[Missy]

OKAY SO I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK